IFeelLikeKickingHimInTheAss

ass:asmekom..

 

 me:wsalam

 

ass:hehe.. x titow lg kew..

me:titow?ckp elok2 bleh?

ass:bley...asal lak.. adew x knew kew titiw cye a..

hahaha..

 

me:i dont understand your language

 

*if anyone wanna talk to me.please2 talk with a normal language.not any fucked up so called baby language.kthnkxbai

mind freshing

Manusia - Eh, dah subuh dah?
Malaikat - bangunlah wahai anak Adam, tunaikan solat subuh mu ....
Syaitan - Alahhhhhh, kejaplah, ngantuk ini...awal lagi nie?.zzzzzzzz

Manusia - Nak makan, laparlah ??
Malaikat - Wahai Anak Adam, mulakanlah dengan Bismillah....
Syaitan - Ahh, tak payahla... dah lapar ini !! mmm..sedapnyaaaa? ..

Manusia - Hari ni nak pakai apa ye?
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, pakailah pakaian yang menutup aurat..
Syaitan - Ehh, panaslah, takde style langsung, nampak kampung!!!

Manusia - Alamak, dah lewat!
Malaikat - Bersegeralah wahai manusia , nanti terlewat ke pejabat.....
Syaitan - Ahhh?awal lagi?mmm..aaahh? suruh si X, punchkanlah?

Manusia - Azan sudah kedengaran.. ..
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, bersegeralah menunaikan kewajipan
Syaitan - Baru pukul berapa.. rilex lah..awal lagi nieii?.

Manusia - Eh, eh.... tak boleh tengok ini, berdosa...
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, alihkanlah pandanganmu, sesungguhnya Allah Maha Melihat dan mengetahui !
Syaitan - Perggghh... best tu... . rugi ooo kalau tak tengok nie..

Manusia - Saudaraku sedang melakukan dosa
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, cegahla ia..
Syaitan - Apa kau sibuk? Jangan jaga tepi kain orang, lantaklahh? ..

Manusia - Elok kalau aku sampaikan nasihat ini kepada orang lain
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, nasihat-menasihatil ah sesama kamu..
Syaitan - Sendiri pikirlah, semua dah besar, buat apa susah2... pandai2lah?

Manusia - aku telah berdosa..
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, bertaubatlah kamu,sesungguhnya Allah Maha Pengampun. .
Syaitan - Tangguhlah dulu, lain kali boleh bertaubat... lagipun muda hanya sekali....rugila. .... (kalau sempatla)

Manusia - Kalau pergi, mesti seronok!
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, kakimu ingin melangkah ke jalan yang dimurkai Allah, berpalinglah dari jalan itu ....
Syaitan - Jangan bimbang, tiada sesiapa yang tahu...Jomlahhh?

Manusia - Uuhhh?letihnya arini..tak solat lagi nieee?.
Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, taatilah Allah dan RasulNYA, kebahagiaan di dunia dan akhirat untukmu. Solat itu wajib bagimu...
Syaitan - Hey anak Adam, ikutilah aku,kebahagiaan di dunia (sahaja) dan kebahagiaan diakhirat (jangan mimpilah!) untukmu....

Sekarang anda mempunyai 3 pilihan :
1... Anda - Patutke aku biarkan teks ini tetap di sini..
2. Malaikat - Ingatkan pada kawan yang anda kenal (sebarkan ini)
3. Syaitan - Tak payahlah sebuk2 biar je disini..kalo boleh delete je.

**i got this from my ex-smks2 students page.i felt so touch and it made me realize how closed was i t syaitan.and how bad i a as a muslim.i hope this post will freshen your mind and heart.so adios and assalamualaikum friends:)

purple kebaya

hello loves.

its sunday.i got up real late.thts not the point.

today i went out with mummy and adik.

went to all the fabric stores in Jalan Tunku Abdul Rahman.

one thing i wanna correct people out there.

yes the place is kindda bad and not comfortable but trust me.the fabrics there are so nice.

too many choices and the price are damnly cheap.

so i got myself a new purple kebaya.

for abg wan's wedding soon.and we went to this batik boutique,mummy bought me the pario there.

i've gain my weight and im wearing a xs size kebaya.yet i still feel so fat.

okay enough bout that.

just wanna note this cute moment where i went in a shop where they sells kebaya jawa.

then the promoter are young boys.one of them come talks whtsoever.

"eh comellah.nama apa?

i turned the other side then i moved out

"janganlah lari.saya nak ckp je"

then my mom ask him something and he asnwered

"sorry la mak.xdela mak.harga memang fixed price ni.saya xbleh nak tlong dah ni mak"

LOLOL like since when my mom jadi your mak dude!

bloody fat thighs;(

bye 

xxx

after ages

so today is the first saturday of April

i went out to klcc with my cousin and friend,

farisha and emmyra.

we went there and watch JUST GO WITH IT

it's a real nice movie

we didnt stop laughing.

its cute,funny and sad though

you people should go and watch it too!

hope to see these girls again soon.love you loads girls

happy 18th birthday love!

so on 1st april,is my bestfriend's birthday.

ATIQAH BINTI ZAINI

may Allah bless you.

i miss you and loves u too much!

i miss our memories together in class and stuff,

really2 hope to see you soon <3

 

 

 

xoxo

my wish list (y)

1.iPad

2.compact camera

3.handycam

4.sewing machine

5.black persian kitten

6.cat carrier(once i got the cat)

7.carved iphone case

8.long tube dress

***

so yeah.so far thats all.the things that i want.

i really2 want them.i have camera already but its too bulky so yeah i want a new one.

so those people who's too rich and so kind/generous,can buy these things for me

thank you.you know i love you.hikhik ;)

cherioss loves

hello april:)

hello peeps.

its april.

for this new month im hoping for a real better life.

may Allah bless me,my family,friends and all of you out there.

well march had been a real hard month for me.

too much things happened that actually makes me stronger day by day.

may our relationship as friends and family stay strong too.

and yeah.

i love all of you loads!

xoxo